The Doggies have arrived

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A few days ago, Chloe and I picked up our dogs..
Having travelled for 8 hours on a plane ( also waiting + 5-6 hours at the airport as it was delayed ) i then had the joy of driving for 8 hours non stop.
Timelapse goes somthing like this..

  1. - 5-6 Hours waiting at Orlando International Airport for delayed flight
  2. - 8 hours sitting on Virgin Atlantis flight
  3. - 2 hours drive from Gatwick to Warwick
  4. - 15 mins transfer from Car to Van
  5. - 3 hour drive from Warwick to Deep wales to pick up my dog (Alphy)
  6. - 1 hour drink / chat break at farm when we picked up the dog
  7. - 2 hour drive from Deep Wales to Oswestry to get home

Anyway.. The next day we also picked up Chloe’s dog.. who is really soft and really cute.
Here are the pictures..

Alphy - ( Yes spelt like this. . )

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Disneys Bonsai Tree Collection (Lots of Photos)

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During our stay at Walt Disney World, we have travelled round the EPCOT ‘world’ and japan has a huge collection of Bonsai trees.
Here are the trees and information about them for your viewing pleasure.

Concocarpus Erectus
Name:   Buttonwood (Concocarpus Erectus)
Style:   Driftwood
Approximate Age:   150 years
Exhibitor:   Mary Madison
On loan from Bonsai Societies of Florida

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Walt Disney Hydroponics - Epcot Hydroponics

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We are currently staying in Disney Land (Yacht and Beach Club) and on our recent visit to EPCOT went on the boat tour which takes you round the greenhouses and indoor tropical gardens.

During our boat trip, they told us you could have a backstage tour of the greenhouses, so appropriately called ‘Behind the seeds’.

Here are my  pictures which being a massive hydro / high tech growing fan i really enjoyed..

NFT Cabbage

NFT cabbage

Experimental ’swirly’ cabbage. The guide did admit this method is actullay not that productive (obviously) but was there more for the crowds.Swirly hydroponics

“A Frame” hydroponics. Mainly growing individual chives in rockwool cubes, roots sprayed using misters.

Areoponic A Frame Hydroponic Chives

This is the coolest and  by far the most efficient (greenhouse space) and simplest areoponic system i’ve seen to date.

It  is basically a 10 inch (roughly) pipe with a series of 45 degree joins in it with netted pots in. These contain rockwool cubes with various herbs and plants in. There were 10 or so of these all on a moving rotating rail.  The water is not misted in as with traditional aeroponics, but instead just dribbled down the top of thie pipe on a intervaled timer.

So basically the water just runs down the middle of the pipes, over the roots and any excess water just dribbles out the bottom.

I’ll let the pics explain more..

Vertical Areoponic Grow tubes

Vertical Areoponic Grow tubes

Vertical Areoponic Grow tubes

They also had a series of tomato plans which went  round on a rotating rail. For 3/4 of the time they spend going through this rotating cycle they were misted with classic aeroponic misters.

Photos.

.disneys aeroponic tomatos

The big tube you see on the right is part of their air ventaltion system, basically just to regular humidty

disneys aeroponic tomatos

Disney have various moulds for some of their crops. This is a picture of Chloe holding a pumpkin that has been grown inside a plastic micky mouse head mould (with ears).

micky mouse head moulded pumpkin

Most plants in the greenhouses are grown up in the air to keep them of the ground and away from any bugs. The whole operation runs like clock work and everything is tighly controlled. This is a techy gardners dreams !!

Here you can see me standing next to some tomato and squash plants which are grown up in the air. The benefit of having the pumpkins grown in the hammocs in the air like this is that they are very airated and can yield very big fruits.

disney hydro pumpkin

These wierd fruits.. can’t remember what there called, look like giant cucumbers hanging down, but there not. There somthing like snakes hanging down.. Pic:

snake things - hydroponics

This plant is really cool, it grows doewn in a big tube with this big ball at the end.. very wierd..

hydroponic snake ball thing

More giant pumpkins (undeveloped), big mellon things and you can also see some sprouts in the back of the back of the photo.

hydroponic pumpkin, squash, melon and sprouts

They do alot of growing in sand in the tropical gardens aswell. The sand is completly inert and they feed water + nutrients through underground pipes. All the sand and pipes site ontop of a 6 inch bed to lift of the ground, as I said before, all very controlled.

We also learned abit about pinapples.

The pineapple plant will usually grow for 4-6 years and produce 1 fruit every year. Every year the fruit gets weaker and weaker. Pinapple farmers will usually only harvest for 3 years before replanting. The first years harvest for buying and pinapple and eating, the second year for making canned fruit, and the 3rd year for pineapple juice :)

Here is a photo showing how a pinapple grows:

how a pineapple grows

Istockphoto slow

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Istockphoto has latly been so slow, i’d rather stab my own eyes out than continue to use it.

What a shit fucking website when the things so slow you can’t do fuck all !! . .

Why is no one else moaning about this ?  IF your also pissed of with the fact that its unworkably slow, please leave a comment.

Chloes Potential Puppy

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South Africa, March 16, Day 6

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Soiling my pants
In the last SA blog entry i spoke about the best restaurant, ‘la casa nostra’, well it is.. but don’t go overboard on the chilli !!
I made this mistake and the next day, was lying on the bed when i farted and it didn’t ‘feel’ right. I asked chloe to smell bcuz i thought i shit my pants, anyway she said i had jokingly.. i rushed to the toilet and sure enough, a small explosion of watery shit had just occured in my underwear.

and again..
I thought it was all over, but the next day me and chloe were on the beach, going for a walk, when i farted and again felt something come out. This time it was worse… i felt it dribbling down my leg inside my shorts. I told chloe i couldn’t go on because i’d just shat myself but she didn’t believe me. I ended up having to sit in the sea and let it rinse me clean.

Gateway
Gateway is a huge shopping centre / restraunt place with lots of apartments, cinema..etc We have eaten a lovely curry there at the Indian called Gateway to india and also tonight eaten at a greek restaurant called ‘Plaka‘.

Here’s a few photos..

Here’s a photo of Mom and Chloe walking through gateway to the restaurant.. purely to show that SA is not all 3rd world with mud huts (There actually corregated iron)

walking to the restaurant

Some pictures of Chloe and I cuddling and being all lovey dovey.

lovey #1

More lovey with giggles and laughs

gigles and laughs

Me and Chloe eating from our ‘Vegge Platter’ at Plaka

me and chloe eating at plaka

What did we have to drink
The waiter was passionate about making cocktails and was actually quite good at it (instead of just thinking he is and being crap).
Gail had some kind of red champange with veuve cliquot.. (pic to follow) while chloe had a pina colada and i had my sobering fruit juice mix.

Gails red cocktail. .

gails red cocktail

More Gail in all her beauty

more gail in all her beauty

Chloe’s coconut pina colada.

chloe’s pina colada

Okay okay okay… one last picture of the love birds..

love birds

South African Monster Moth

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Recently here in the Hotel we’ve had a few moths in the room.
I don’t have a problem with moths, or any animals really, that is until they start flying round my face.
When i have the light on near the bed and with a book or laptop or night, they have a habbit of flying right into your face.

Anyway, today I managed to find the biggest, fattest moth in the room and take a few photos of him.. .as follows:

moth pic #1

How would i describe him (for people searching for photos of this moth)..
He was photographed in South Africa, in Durban, he is brown with a big black and brown wings. Very common and with a big white bushy body and huge atenna.

moth pic #2

Interesting moth info
The other day on radio 4 I was listening to ‘matrial world‘ (one of my fav radio 4 programs) and they were talking about solar pannels as collecting energy from the sun. So where do moths come in .. ? Well they were saying that efficience is currently only X% but using modern day materials to utilize the most modern technology, they can build a material that is basically like a moths eye, super super black, and its X% more effecive.. here is a link to some info i found about this:

Anywa.. more pics..

moth pic #3

Last and final picture of this brute..

moth pic #4

South Africa, March 13, day 3

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Yesterday and Today has really been about finding our feet over here, and settling in to our hardcore exercise reigeme.
I have put on lots of weight over the last few months (too much sitting and typing) as you can no doubt see from the pics below of my fat face. The boys in SA here are saying its a sign i’m doing well, but their wrong, its a sign i’m doing sweet f* all.

The last few days we’ve eaten night meals at a indian, which was very nice, and then tonighht had a huge big fat meal at my favroute SA restraunt ‘ La Casa Nostra ‘ - Always fully booked and very friendly / family atmosphere, they’ve now decided to take bookings as their just so constantly fully booked.

As usual, enough yap yap, i’ll let the photos do the talking..

Me and chloe eating breakfast..
me and chloe eating breakfast

Me and mommy at breakfast
me and mommy at breakfast

Typical healthy breakfast constist of:

  • Huge bowl of mixed fruit
  • Croissants
  • Natural fruit + nut yogurt

typical fruit breakfast

This morning chloe fancied a waffle with mayple syrup… Stodge gallore !
Chloe monches on some stodge

Me pulling faces playing with the camera
me pulling faces

Our typical reigeme in the gym will go as follows:
‘Air’ machine as i call it, ‘cross trainer’ .. maybe others call it ? On level 15 for 15 mins. 200kal.
Stepper on level 11 for 10 mins - 120+ kals.
Circuit training on lots of different weight machines while running inbetween timed sessions.
Finish of with a 2,000m row avg 2:00/500m.

Here is me at the gym.. pre sweat and showing the gut !
me and my fat gut

We also went of to Zimbali today to check on the progress of the new house.
Here is chloe taking a photo of me taking a photo of her :) Audi A4 hire car in background.
chloe taking a photo of me taking a photo of her

The new house is looking nice and well finished. Here is shot from the front.
new zimbali house from front

All the bedrooms and bathrooms are enormous.
Here is a picture of the largest shower i’ve ever seen in my life.
the biggest shower i’ve ever seen

Me in the sports shop testing out the putters (no buying is taking place, too skint + i suck at golf !!)
me playing with putters at the golf shop

More photos will come and most posts will follow.
In the book store i just picked up a book about a man getting stuck in a venesulian prision which sounds good. . . yes i know, spelling throughout my entire site is terrible but i’m too lazy to care.

Ronnie - The Autobiography of Ronnie O’Sullivan book review

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Book review of ”Ronnie - The Autobiography of Ronnie O’Sullivan ” by Ronnie O’Sullivan.

Overview
This book is wrote by Ronnie and details his life from a young child, right through to about 2003 and the challanges and drama’s he has faced coming from parents with nothing, through to a snooker world champioin.

Read Duration
This book took me approx 3 days of mixed 1-2 hour sessions. Very easy read with big font, big line spacing, and short lines.

ronnie o’sullivan book front cover

ronnie o’sullivan book cover front and back

My Thoughts
I really enjoyed this book.
Being a passiontate fan of snooker, especially Ronnie, i really enjoyed reading this and getting to know more about one of the players i like to watch. The book provided me with a completly new light and understanding of Ronnie and the challanges he has faced growing up, combatting what seems to be, a constant state of serious depression.

Rating
8/10 - Very easy going read, written in a very colloqual mannor. A must read for any Ronnie or snooker fan.

South Africa - March 10th, Arrival, Day 1

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Hello Readers,

Chloe, Gail and Myself arrived in South Africa today. The first day of our 2.5 week stretch of what will hopefully be an exercise fuelled holiday interlaced with basking like stuffed fished on the warm sand with cold jelly fish invested water lapping our feet.

Timeline
Monday: 1pm - Leave house UK
Monday: 7pm - Plane leaves Heathrow for Johanasburg
Tuesday: 7:30am (SA Local time, 5:30 UK time) - Arrive in Joburg
Tuesday: 11:00am - Leave Joburg for durban airport ( 1 hour plane journey, had been delayed)
Tuesday: 12:00am - Arrive at durban airport
Tuesday: 1am - Arrive at hotel for the next days Click here to see Beverly Hills Hotel in Durban
Tuesday: 1am - 6pm - Sleep outside by pool

Anyway, enough yap yap, here’s the photos from the day..

Here is Mark (from Hotel) pushing the bags for us, Chloe in the middle and Gail on the right after arriving in durban.
In this Order, Mark, Chloe and Gail

Mark from Beverly Hills hotel picked us up in this 4.2 ltre range rover sport. In the glove box ready he had chilled flannels and drinks for us. Also worth noting he was a good safe driver.
Beverly Hills Range Rover Sport

Me loading up the car
Me loading up the car with mom on the right

The hotel is really nice.. here is the view from the room… full 180 degree view of sea, nice waves, rocks, sand, confy seats with brollys, pool.. wireless.. does it get any better than this..
View from the room

Here’s a couple of room photos
Room photo #1

Room photo #2
room photo #2

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