Istockphoto slow

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Istockphoto has latly been so slow, i’d rather stab my own eyes out than continue to use it.

What a shit fucking website when the things so slow you can’t do fuck all !! . .

Why is no one else moaning about this ?  IF your also pissed of with the fact that its unworkably slow, please leave a comment.

We are the experts, you are the client.

General News, Nightmare Clients 2 Comments »

To Clients

Tell me, when you hire a plumber, do you tell him how to do his job ?

When you hire and electrician do you tell him to change from the red wire to a green one or let him being the expert make the right decisions ?

To Web Developers / Designers

Don’t let clients tell you how they want there website. You the one that knows the SEO, your the one that knows what designs work and what dont.

Sure, take on board the comments, but my all means, if what there saying is shit, tell them so and if they don’t want to know, tell them about the plumber and electrician (see above “To Clients”).

Flow Chart

Here is a simple flow chart i have put together to help determine projects cost and get a bit of a feel for the client.

Its by no means complete, but to plan for everything would mean always to fail and it would only take 1 mis match to screw up everything.

Please leave your thoughts and comments, rel=nofollow is disabled, but if you have a spammy name like “Web design Coventry” i will change your name to ‘Jack’ ..etc and remove your link for being a spammy bastard.

Web Dev / Client flow chart

VALLEY SECURITY SERVICES

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Hello,

I recently did some work for Patrick at Valley Security.

He had a disgusting attitude, with a filthy mouth and was very rude.

For anyone else out there who is planning on contacting valley security services, I would like to offer you this advice:

Save your time, save yourself the trouble, go elsewhere, and don’t even give this tosser a second of your time.

Oh, and Patrick, when you read this, i’d just like to let you know that i was perfectly willing to help resolve the issue you created, but your rude attitude, and disgusting language used to me has just made me think of you, and your company, as not being worth more than the dog shit stuck to the bottom of my shoe, so in no uncertain terms, Fuck you.

For anyone wanting to see the Valley Security Services website, i won’t link and give him any PR juice, but instead it should be #1 here.. Click to see google search for valley security

If you have link power, and feel sorry for another ‘web guy’ being ranted at buy a stupid moron client, please link to me with ‘valley security’ or ’security services’ to make a stand. 

Kind regards,

Tom Taylor

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