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Contrary to the media image, size is not everything. The average length of a male penis is around 6 inches and this is the sort of length that women are comfortable. There are a lot of women, some even advanced in age who do like penises over 5-6 inches. The average depth of a vagina is 5.5 inches, but it can expand during arousal. Women will be able to take different sizes of penis or vibrator depending on their own physiology. It comes as a surprise to many that a lot of women actually buy small vibrators, which are typically 5-6 inches long and slimline. They are particularly popular with young women who are virgins.

The following is a review by Nic of the Remote Controlled Rabbit Vibrator.

I just love these rabbit vibrators. I’ve never had full on anal sex before (I’m just a small girl), but I love having a light probing of my butt with the rabbit head, it feels so good. I prefer to have my guy with me, but if I’m just out of the bath and I’m all fresh and frisky, sometimes I like a bit of anal stimulation while I masturbate.

The vibrator is about 7 inches long, although you can’t get all that in you because of the protruding rabbit. I would like maybe another inch, but I’m not too fussy. The end of the vibrator is all bumpy and you can use the remote control to make the end spin. In the centre of the unit, it get bulbous and contains some sort of extra vibrating mechanism, which can sure spin fast! Those two features make this a really good vibrator. It makes me cum hard when the end is turning and the vibrator on full speed.

Pros:

It has Multi-Function & Multispeed controls
Both Rotation & Vibration
It comes complete with a pretty little pink remote which takes 2 x AAA batteries
Is also Phthalate Free
Great for single play or as a couple

Cons:

The plastic is a bit tacky. Doesn’t seem to well put together
Batteries get work out too quick

Dildo vibrators are a cross-breed of both dildo and vibrator. They offer both the realistic feel & shape of a dildo while at the same time offering the pleasure of a standard vibrator. Relatively new on the scene of sex toys, the dildo vibrator is still fighting for attention over its counterparts with other toys such as the G-Spot vibrator.

A common misconception among people not well schooled in the sex industry is that fetish and bondage toys (also know as BDSM toys) are the same thing. This is simply not true. There is a clear distinction between both fetish and bondage sex toys, which is decided by the nature of the toy. Any toy that could be regarded as more of a playful, light-hearted sex aid would be classed as a fetish toy. A few examples of fetish toys would be nipples tassels, handcuffs, ticklers etc. On the other hand you have bondage sex toys, which are regarded to be more “heavy duty” to be used in acts of submission and torture. You also have your toys that could fit under either fetish or bondage such as whips and handcuffs.

Personally in my opinion, bondage is only for people who are a bit sick in varying degrees. Anyone who wants to put clothe pegs on people’s nipples or cause extreme pain or discomfort surely has something wrong with them. I on the other hand really enjoy a bit of fetish play such as being tied down and seen to or handcuffing my girlfriend’s hands behind her back and giving it to her hard up the ass.

Here are in my opinion two of the best enhancers/aids on the market at the moment.

Viagel for Him - This is meant to be an alternative to Viagra. To be honest, I don’t know if this works if you can’t get it up. However, I found that it works really well for getting straight back to work after you’ve blown off :p. You know what I mean guy, after that you need a bit of a rest otherwise you can’t get the beast back up. With this gel, I find I can get straight back to it within a couple of minutes.

Golden Root - These are small capsules that I take before the act. I find that they take about 1 hour to kick in and last for about 3 hours. They are a great compliment to Viagel, because once I’ve blown, I am still frisked up and I can then pep my lad up with a bit of viagel.

I’ve always had a big fetish for the old cheerleader, school girl, nurse, maid, police woman, air hostess and any type of adult clothing and costume in general. I’ve plumped for it and just picked up a load of sexy school girl and cheerleader costumes. For the school girls, I specifically went for the Asian look, which I find the most alluring. Once I’ve had my fun with these I will move over to maid costumes, nurses and more. The places I got them from even sell other ones I hadn’t thought of like Pirate costumes, so I may pick some of them up too. Below are the one I picked up. Let me know what you think:

OK guys, its the big question - Who is the queen of anal sex? There’s a lot of tough competition. There’s no question that Taylor Rain is right up there, but since she retired a while back, the award can only go to the flexible Katija Kassin. The expirienced Eastern-Euro girl takes it better than most and I just have to crown her the butt plug queen.

Hey, it’s Nic. I just picked the Fukuoku Power Pack, a inovative new finger vibrator set from Japan. They are pretty popular over there as the girls are smaller and don’t need such large probes for their pleasure. The guys are a bit smaller too I don’t think they could pack enough to satisfy my greedy self. Finger vibrators have been growing in popularity in the west, which is only natural. Trends from Japan often heard over to the West a few years later. The benefit is that finger vibrators can be used in a variety of situations wheter it be a stealth session under the desk at work, a quickie in the toilets at lunch, a play on your own in bed, or a bit of fun with your partner(s) finger vibrator sets have a lot to offer.

This set comes with some great addons like the clit massager, which is covered in nodules, a g-spot hitter and a revolving lampoon.

It was the girlfriend’s birthday the other day and she was very happy with the present I got her, a 5 piece vibrator kit. The main piece of the kit is a standalone remote-control vibrator that is 6 inches in length. The end of the vibrator can be removed and replaced with three extensions: a clit stimulator, whcih is a small pad with nodules to enhance stimulation; a rabbit,which can be used in conjunction with th main unit for dual entry and a rotating baton, which is also covered in nodules. The final part of the kit is a vibrating egg, which is attached to the remote-control for power. I wonder how long it will take until I am replaced?

If you girl is new to anal sex, you really want to get her some anal beads, particularly if you are packing meat. It can be really painful for a girl first time if you just force it in there. You need to really lube her up good with some specialist anal lube. Then you need to tickle her fancy by gently probing her with the beads. Once she is opened up good, then its time to fill her up